Lists of Lists
1. Things I shouldn’t say to my parents:
a) Shit
b) Vote Republican
c) Holy Be-Jesus
2. Things I shouldn’t eat when the threat of possible blotation could ruin a perfectly good outfit:
a) Fresh broccoli
b) Canned chili
c) Those four bean burritos and that plate of potato salad
3. People I’d Like to toss off a bridge:
a) Ryan Seacrest
b) Carson Daly
c) Ted Nugent
4. Reasons to adore The Roommate:
a) Her Style
b) Her Generosity
c) Her Graciousness
5. People I would thank if I ever won an Oscar:
a) Ludacris
b) B.O.B.
c) God